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C
How can I feel dumb
G
With these opposable thumbs
C G
And an endless list of adverbs
C
the end is coming soon
C G
But I forget constantly
C / G
while I count on sweet distraction
Bm / Em
ooooooh baby
Bm / Em
let me squeeze your heart
Bm A
i know wakin' up isn't much
C G C/G/C/G/C/C/C/A7
but anything's a start
C / G
your sister is crazy
C / G
but who's sister isn't
C
we're both convinced that our nonsense
C / G
is the only one that makes it

Bm / Em
ooooooh baby
Bm / Em
let me squeeze your heart
Bm A
i know bein' nice isn't worth much
C G C/G/C/G/C/C/C/A7
but anything's a start
C / G
I'll organize the icebox
C / G
I'll even clean the remote
C C
say you've got a small bathtub
C / G
I'll build you a boat
C / G
if every life has a color scheme
C / G
yours is red and mine is green
C C
put em together like a christmas dream
C / G
or dirt on the ground
Bm / Em
ooooooh baby
Bm / Em
let me squeeze your heart
Bm A
i know a lot of this won't make sense
C G C/G/C/G/C/C/C/A7
but anything's a start