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Dm / Gm
Dm / A / Ab / G / F / Dm
Bb / F / Bb / F
Bb / F / A~~

Dm
Well he made quite a livin sellin coffins
Gm
and he felt bad about it but not too often
Dm
people say hello then adios
A Ab G F Dm
Oh oh oh wooden kimono
Dm
with a nice long list of previous ailments
Gm
no one was surpised he was gone
Dm
what they didn't expect so nobody thought to check
A Ab G F Dm
was the receipt, on the sale, of his home
Dm
she had loooong legs and a short temper
Gm
tunnel vision and bedroom eyes
Dm
said the nastiest things in the nicest way~~
A Ab G F Dm
her first hello his last goodbye

Bb F (tap)
Well life is good and that is fine
Bb F
But I need a better reason to stay in line
Bb
Well here's one for the money
F A Ab G F Dm
Two for the show..oh oh oh wooden kimono
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Bb F
Well life is good and that is~~ fine
Bb F
But I need a better reason to stay in line
Bb
Well here's one with the money
F A Ab G F Dm
she didn't know...oh oh oh wooden kimono
Dm
Kept a zip drive in his pocket
Gm
With a map to a link that showed
Dm
how he hid all those explosives
A Ab G F Dm
underneath that velvet fold

Bb F
right when the house went up
Bb F
it began to rain
Bb F A Ab G F Dm
timing, oh timing, timing is everything